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classysassyrepublican:

Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.

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person: you’re mean

me: *flips hair* bitch I might be

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lovemoneybooty:

when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on

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sagihairius:

when did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) become more attractive than :^)

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whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

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bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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planetary-gogo:

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eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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